The Loony Bin

Love you guys. I know when a wrestler dies that all of us on here are hurting.

Especially from the Chikara, CzW, JAPW, ROH, IWA:MS days.

RIP Brodie Lee. I wasn't even a big fan and this hurts me big time. So many good memories seeing him move on up.

A part of me wishes I could take over but this is JONS baby.

I might actually look up efeds, recruit and start my own. We shall see.

11/11/2020 *Houston, Texas* *Lightning Cat Tom Darby drives through the warehouse district of downtown Houston. He sips on his Iced Matcha Green Tea Latte from Starbucks as he is on his way to his dojo to open up shop for the day.* *All he can think of is how he failed Qadir, the monster he was ass...

Great Promo Jos...loved it. Sorry mine is short, I'll have another up soon. I'm so glad I can use the Carter character without it being a roster spot Thanks, Chris! What was it you enjoyed about it? Also, glad to have a familiar face in UNITY! Happy he's taken more of a managerial role than try to ...

*Dayton, Ohio* *11/7/2020* *The demon monster Qadir and Mexico's Super Sports Agent, Manuel Saavedra, are cutting a promo for UNITY 5 at the fan meet and greet.* Saavedra: *Motions as if giving a toast* There will be no love for "failure" tomorrow in Dayton. Cameraman: Alright, cut! Thank you very ...

*Dayton, Ohio* *11/7/2020* *The Aztec Monster and his Sports agent Manuel Saavedra are backstage of the arena, at the UNITY fan meet and greet. No one approaches the booth, as everyone is too afraid to approach the "Demon Servant" Qadir or his loud mouth agent. * *UNITY cameras approach them both f...

*Monterrey, Mexico* *Up and coming MMA fighter Alexi Garcia and his agent Manuel Saavedra sit at a long white table alongside a few other gentlemen. Everyone is taking shots of tequila, smoking cigars, listening to corridos emanate from an old juke box.* *The older gentleman at the end of the table...

Puns' ZB talk show style idea is officially approved, by the way. Fingers crossed we get a few takers. I'm down to do it, just not yet. Also, I'm not a fan of super long promos but I have a lot of catching up to do, so sorry if it's a chore to read my newest promo. Loved the last show, congrats to ...

Voice in the Background: Aits! *Qadir throws a haymaker at the punching bag in front of him. Taped to the bag is a picture of Henrik Brewsky* Voice in the Background: Not strong enough. I need more power and consistency. "Aits" ! *Qadir throws another thunderous Haymaker* Voice in the background: B...

Really hoping the Heat stay in it. They are a scrappy team and have the better chemistry, IMO..

I really love "United" that was the one that popped in to my head before I read Patson's post. But I also see that like a Team oriented show. Kinda like Survivor series or the World X Cup. Chaos on Christmas or Christmas Chaos Black Christmas Wrestlefest Final Fight (Because it's the last show of th...

So sorry for the late promo, guys! I wanted to tell this story but didn't have the time. So I just cut to the chase and dropped a short promo. Sorry if it sucks. I'm loving everyone's work, so glad we can keep this thing going even though we're amidst a pandemic. Jon, you got a life to live and it's...

*Manuel Saavedra, the Sports Super Agent of Mexico, wears a black suit and looks very well groomed in front of the camera.* *The background is obviously the dingiest basement you can think of. The lighting isn't very flattering, thunderous thuds can be heard in a distance.* Manuel: Senorita Frost, ...

My friends cousin just sent me this and claims this is very real.

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*Inside a dingy bar, located on the outskirts of Atlanta, Super Agent Manuel Saavedra and "El Intocable" Alexi Garcia are having a meeting after what occured at "Hot Right Now" * Waitress: I'm sorry for making you wait, gentlemen, can I get y'all started with a few beers? Manny: I'm sorry but my cl...

If you guys wanna get on another app, just let me know what you guys decide on. I'm down. Also, great news! Finally got a laptop so i don't have to B.S. about promos anymore! Haven't read the show, about to start, very excited! Also, I wrote the match for Qadir. I know it's a tad short, but I hope y...

sorry for the lack of words. Made it up by giving you an unnecessarily long promo.

Hope it isn't too boring!

*July 7th 2020* *Mayweather Boxing and Fitness Los Angeles, California* *Thunderous thuds echo in the gym as "El Intocable" Alexi Garcia destroys a punching bag. Floyd "Money" Mayweather assists him with strike drills as part of a private training session * *Super Agent Manuel Saavedra is seen from...

Anyone I hear of the Wayfair Sex trafficking controversy? This is new to me so I'm legit asking to figure out wtf

Omg, Outlaw and Renee? Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!

So happy!

Welcome back, guys!