Random thoughts from deep in the mind

[Puns]

Just damn, Jay was a big part of what held my wrestling fandom together during the early 00s to mid 10s. This really freaking sucks. RIP Jay

My non-wrestling buddy text me this morning and said Jay Briscoe died. I said the exact same thing, Jay was a big reason for my wrestling fandom continuing in the mid 2000s. This one sucks so bad. I wasn’t ready for this news and it hit hard.

[Puns]

So I shaved for the first time in a year or more. When I got to work this girl who always flirts with me came over and said “oh no, Punswick! Your face! What happened!?” I told her I shaved and she goes “well please grow it back. You were so handsome with your beard.”

Should I be offended? Lol. I mean, I know I’m ugly and I know I look better when I have my beard. It’s one of the things I’m most self conscious about. I’m not handsome lol. I grow a big ass beard to cover up my face.

[Roxxxas]

So I shaved for the first time in a year or more. When I got to work this girl who always flirts with me came over and said “oh no, Punswick! Your face! What happened!?” I told her I shaved and she goes “well please grow it back. You were so handsome with your beard.”

Should I be offended? Lol. I mean, I know I’m ugly and I know I look better when I have my beard. It’s one of the things I’m most self conscious about. I’m not handsome lol. I grow a big ass beard to cover up my face.

Perhaps she also likes to feel the scruff

[Puns]

Lol aw hell naw not with her.

[ICEMAN KING PATSON]

Some of us just look better with a beard, Puns. Nothing to be self conscious about.

[Iamspiderman]

Man…..I really hate being single. The loneliness is killing me. Haven't been with someone in 10.5 years. Where did I go so wrong ? I can’t be THAT bad of a person. Sorry guys, just had to get this out somewhere. Just feel like I have no hope or time left to be a husband or a father so some heavy thoughts running rampant today of all stupid days. Oh and fuck dating apps.

[ICEMAN KING PATSON]

Man…..I really hate being single. The loneliness is killing me. Haven't been with someone in 10.5 years. Where did I go so wrong ? I can’t be THAT bad of a person. Sorry guys, just had to get this out somewhere. Just feel like I have no hope or time left to be a husband or a father so some heavy thoughts running rampant today of all stupid days. Oh and fuck dating apps.

Speaking from experience, sometimes it's better being by yourself than being with a human trash fire.

[Puns]

I love being single. Nobody else’s bullshit can get on me and I can’t put any of my bullshit on anyone else.

[Puns]

Anybody wanna meet up at the United Center in Chicago on April 7 for the Bulls/Mavs game?

[Puns]

I just delivered to the elementary school out in my area. The receptionist told me that every time I deliver she goes into the Facebook site where people complain about their Fed Ex people sucking at their jobs and doing dumb shit and brags that her Fed Ex guy is the best. Warmed my heart, legitimately. It really makes me glad that people appreciate me going or doing that little bit extra for them. I don’t feel a lot of appreciation or hear a lot of positive stuff in my life generally, so hearing good things about myself from someone really makes my day.

[Azmodeous]

I've struggled with weight gain and severe lethargy after getting Covid. I've just in the last few weeks gotten the energy to bump up my exercise and cardio and having clothes start fitting better again. I'm not 100 percent and don't know if I'll ever be again as something I can't explain but don't feel fully right even in my best days. I'm worried for Sherry though as she's constantly sick and lethargic and I wonder if she's going to have some major issues with long covid.

[Azmodeous]

I called that they'd sell to Saudi and I stand by that until they get bought by someone else. Of all the rumors of who wants them, Noone else will pay what Vince thinks the company is worth. Maybe Amazon but that's a longshot.

The Saudi rumors were heating up again last night. No one else is going to give them 9 Billion and give Vince the creative control it's becoming obvious he wants again.

[Puns]

I haven’t watched outside of the Rumble. Is Vince pushing his way back into creative now??

[Azmodeous]

I haven’t watched outside of the Rumble. Is Vince pushing his way back into creative now??

It's heavily implied that Brock vs Omos was a Vince decision and he's been telling people that they aren't doing stuff right since he came back.

[Puns]

Ugh. Vince McMahon’s a slimy mother fucker. With him forcing his way all the way back in like he did and also being Puns's favorite uncle with a physique and a just a bit more grace and tact, that gives me vibes of impending doom for America lol.

The wwe board of directors all unanimously voted “no” to Vince McMahon returning to the company over the summer until they all suddenly unanimously voted yes for his return after they found out he would block any and all sale of the company. Then Stephanie suddenly resigns effective immediately. Then suddenly several members of the board of directors quit-likely the ones who were investigating Vince’s sexual assaults, hush money payments, where those payments were coming from, NDAs and the alleged rapes and so forth and wouldn’t vote yes for Vince to come back because they way have morals, idk. Now he’s suddenly got backup with two former corporate allies to vote his way, I mean fill the empty spots on the board of directors.

I can see parallels in wwe and America. The dick head boss leaves. He’s quiet for a bit, then aw son of a bitch, he’s back. Biden is a goof. I don’t want this foreign corporate owned old geezer as my president. I don’t want Puns's favorite uncle but my groceries weren’t double the price I paid under Puns's favorite uncle either. America wasn’t giving billions of dollars to Ukraine, who we knows has all kinds of shit on the Bidens. I want another direction for America away from these bought and paid for politicians who only represent corporate and wealthy interests. I dunno, what do you do, move political parties towards one another and have less of a chasm in the middle? But you’ve got crazy ass people like MTG or whatever the fuck that crazy bitch’s names is and Sweet Stan Lane the gangster of love’s and Stan Lane’s cousin’s crazy as fuck redneck incest kid Senator giving republicans such a bad name that they’re basically untouchables. Don’t touch that you’ll get some on you no matter what you do and it ain’t gonna come off for a long time and it stinks like hell, don’t come in here if you do. There are some sane republicans, right, some that democrats could meet in the middle? It’s just there are some real cousin fucking, gun nut, Bible thumping, bigoted, hypocritical, avaricious, far right cheese dicks in the Republican senate and how do you work on finding common ground with someone like that?

What if the democrats moved to the left, the republicans stayed right where they are because they’re already far enough to the right and there was a centrist party? Do you think that would work, three parties representing us instead of just the same old tired two?

[Puns]

I’ll never not find it funny that Ricky Steamboat’s real name is Dick Blood.

[ICEMAN KING PATSON]

The Democrats are pretty much what the Republicans used to be, just with more of an air of caring for social issues (though it's mostly to appeal to their base, they don't really care). The Republicans are now either bat shit crazy or the just not interested in even attempting to appear like they care about anyone but the rich. Meanwhile we the people are getting fucked by both sides, as we get poorer and poorer and the rich get richer and richer.

[Puns]

How many hours do y’all usually work per week?

[Send Hook]

50 +

[Keith6601]

52 if I actually get my days off but even then I'm always getting calls or texts from my people.